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ANALYTICS live
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> v4.0 LIVE (paper) — combined-cost arbitrage on 1-4hr BTC binaries, hourly GHA cron. v3.x retired 2026-05-16 (read the pivot writeup). ... historical positions. systems nominal.
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v4.0 Paper Status

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Same pot as v3.x — paper P&L aggregates from $9,417.28 (where v3.x left off). Updated hourly by the GHA cron.
Paper Bankroll
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Cumulative P&L (paper)
$0.00
since v3.x retired
Cycles 24h
hourly cron
Quoteable 24h
would-quote opportunities
Markets Scanned
last 24h total
Projected $/day
$0.00
if all would-quotes filled
BID_COMBINED DISTRIBUTION where the book is sitting
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REPLAY VALIDATION snapshot vs would-have-filled
Each hour we re-check last hour's would-quote markets via the Polymarket trades API. If actual takers crossed our hypothetical bid price, we count it as a "would-have-filled" cycle. Closes the gap between the snapshot's theoretical projection and what would have realistically happened.
Replayed (all time)
quoteables checked
Both-Filled Rate
had taker volume both sides
Conversion vs Theoretical
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QUEUE POSITION FIFO model — how often we'd be top-of-book
YES Top-of-Book
our +0.001 jumped all bids
NO Top-of-Book
symmetric side
Median Queue Ahead
$ to clear before us
BOT HEALTH heartbeat · uptime · cron freshness
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Last Run
vs 60-min cron
Uptime 24h
cycles ran / expected
PHASE A · paper-only · GHA hourly · replay validated
Decision gate for Phase B: hypothetical_realized_pnl > $3/day over 48-72hr (replay-validated; scales with $50/side stake). Currently exceeded — Phase B scoping in queue once we have 48h of clean post-bug-fix data.
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v4.0 PAPER
EXPERIMENT #014 · LIVE 2026-05-16
Pivoted from directional prediction (v3.x) to combined-cost arbitrage on Polymarket. Market-neutral: post maker bids on YES + NO at combined < $0.97, redeem the pair for $1.00, book the difference. No fair-value model required. Read the pivot writeup →
Target Markets
1-4hr
BTC Up/Down binaries
Combined Threshold
≤ 0.97
our maker bids must sum to
Cron Cadence
1h
GHA scheduled (free)
Paper Stake
$5
per side, per cycle
Min Volume 24h
$50
activity floor
Asymmetry Cap
0.85
skip if either side over
PIPELINE (v4.0)
GAMMA SCAN → ORDERBOOK FETCH → BID-COMBINED CALC → POST/SKIP → LEDGER
SIGNAL REPURPOSING (v3.x → v4.0)
QUOTE Order Book · CoinGecko spot
RISK Whale Detector · Smart Money (adverse-selection early warning)
VOLATILITY Binance Funding · Fear & Greed · BTC 24h range
CALIBRATION Lab Notes (re-targeted: fair-value vs realized midpoint)
WHAT CHANGED IN v4.0
  • Killed directional prediction — every signal we use is public, so we reach the same conclusion as the market. No information edge to find.
  • Pivoted to combined-cost arbitrage — post maker bids on YES + NO simultaneously, redeem pairs via CTF contract. Market-neutral by design.
  • Maker rebates are the engine — Polymarket charges 0% maker / 1-1.8% taker, redistributes daily to makers. That's what makes sub-$1 combined buys viable.
  • Hourly GHA cron, no new infra — $0 incremental cost. Mac/Oracle considered and rejected for now.
  • Honest projection: $3-10/day at $500 max-cycle capital if Phase A paper data holds. Science project, not business — at current scale.
MODE: PAPER · STAKE: $50/side · DOMAIN: BTC/XRP/DOGE binaries (1-4hr)
SCANNER: hourly · INFRA: GHA free tier · WALLET: not connected (paper)